Working out.
Before:
“I am gonna have such a good workout, it’ll totally kick my butt! Can’t wait!”
During:
“What am I doing!? I hate this! THE PAAAAIN!”
After:
“Bitch I will be flawless! Let’s work out some more!”
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you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.
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I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
or
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”
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